*** ETHAN Alright, look, I'm sleeping. I'm dreaming about something. I don't know what the fuck it is. Bears maybe, or wolves, or dogs that look like wolves, or wolves that are dogs that are actually bears but really they're aliens. Or blowjobs. You might not think any of that shit is connected, but let me assure you that blowjobs are always relevant to everything. Yeah, alright, so if you're lost in the woods and about to get eaten by a wolf, a blowjob isn't exactly going to save you, but it's sure going to make you feel a hell of a lot better and that's what's important. Sometimes...

This is a list of all the current "RULES" between Ethan and Ashley in the Stepbrother With Benefits series by Mia Clark. If you haven't read the books yet, it's strongly suggested that you read those before reading these rules! Some of the rules may contain slight spoilers as to what happens in the series. These are the rules as they're first mentioned in the books. They may appear in slightly different variations later on in the books or in the book descriptions on Amazon. Rule #1 - This is only going to last for a week Rule #2 - When I tell you to come here, you come here Rule...

Rule #1 – It was only supposed to be for a week... ~*~ ETHAN It was only supposed to be a week. That's all it was, but it changed everything, too. I had a lot of fun at my grandparents. They spoiled me and let me do whatever I wanted. I had snacks and cookies whenever I felt like it. I ate regular meals, too, but I was out playing in the woods most of the time besides that, with the occasional venture back to the house to get a snack or hang out with the dog. When the week was up, everything changed, though. My grandparents started getting quieter near the end, talking in hushed...

Honestly, if you were to ask me what I'm doing, I wouldn't even know where to begin. I don't often, nor do I easily, become intrigued by something as much as I have these past few weeks. I never intended for this to happen, and I believe my behavior may be slightly unorthodox, but... Well, where should I start? Probably from the beginning. That certainly seems like the best way to go about this. Elise Tanner is a college student, who also happens to work part time at the library that is visible from my office window. My official job title is the Director of Public Relations for Landseer...

Rule #1 – This is only going to last for a week ~*~ ASHLEY Ethan was my first friend back in second grade. I think Ethan might have been my only friend in second grade. He was kind of a jerk back then, too, always trying to prove something to someone. I don't know what he wanted to prove, though. He kept asking me weird questions and trying to get me to say things, but I didn't want to. I still liked him, though. He was fun to hang out with, and he didn't always ask me weird questions. It just happened sometimes, and the rest of the time he was nice. He was the only one who bothered...

I am writing this story down because I have been asked to by one, Miss Tanner. I will tell it with as much factual accuracy as I can, without exaggerating or embellishing. While some parts of this story may shock or alarm, I have been promised that nothing I say will be held against me. ~*~ I walk through the office, glancing at all that surrounds me. The room is cleaned, or as clean as one should expect a room to be, but unfortunately I notice the small details that tell me that this room belongs to someone else. I suppose a more accurate description would be that it did once belong...