*** ETHAN Alright, look, I'm sleeping. I'm dreaming about something. I don't know what the fuck it is. Bears maybe, or wolves, or dogs that look like wolves, or wolves that are dogs that are actually bears but really they're aliens. Or blowjobs. You might not think any of that shit is connected, but let me assure you that blowjobs are always relevant to everything. Yeah, alright, so if you're lost in the woods and about to get eaten by a wolf, a blowjob isn't exactly going to save you, but it's sure going to make you feel a hell of a lot better and that's what's important. Sometimes...